Friday, January 18, 2019

                               HEARTLAND FILMS UNVEILS
              MODEST PROPOSAL FOR PREVENTING OCEAN
     HEAT CONTENT FROM BEING A BURDEN TO MODELERS

Sources at Buzzfeed say the latest Climate Hustle sequel,
       Sharknado VI : The Argo Hoax 
will prove megaquads of ocean heat content lurk atop the food chain, stored in marine megafauna 

The film reveals global warming is not caused by fossil fuels, 
but the conversion of whale oil into CO2 by apex predators like 
Carcharodon carcharias, a problem easily solved by persuading sharks to eat more floating plastic. 
The teaser shows a great white too full to devour a diver 
after scarfing down a 100 gigajoule dead whale for lunch.