DOES THE SECOND AMENDMENT COVER THE RIGHT TO BEAR HOCKEY STICKS? A CAUTIONARY AMICUS CURIAE BRIEF FOR MANN v. STEYN

                              HOCKEY STICK MAYHEM 

IS AN ICONIC AMERICAN INSTITUTION THAT LONG       ANTEDATES ITS ROLE  IN THE INVASION OF THE CAPITOL IN 2021:

Hence it should not surprise the honorable Court that Federal prosecutors should place a person wielding a hockey stick against police “ among the most violent of all participants. ” in the  U.S. Capitol invasion, or that the National Guard was subsequently authorized to use hockey sticks to launch chemical artillery in retaliation:

BUT THE HONORABLE COURT SHOULD IN FAIRNESS ADMIT THAT THIS ESCALATION OF VIOLENCE BEGAN LONG BEFORE MARK STEYN  BEGAN  LOBOTOMIZING  MEMBERS OF RUSH LIMBAUGH'S AUDIENCE USING A WARPED  HOCKEY SCHTICK  

  IN 1885, AVIATION PIONEER WILBUR WRIGHT WAS STICKED SO VICIOUSLY THAT HE LOST HIS FRONT TEETH AND HAD TO ABANDON HIS  PLANS TO ATTEND YALE 

BUT JUST AS STEYN EVOLVED INTO A FOX NEWS STAR AUTHORITY ON BOVINE FLATULENCE

WRIGHT'S ASSAILANT,

OLIVER CROOK HAUGH,

WENT ON TO BECOME A NOTED PHYSICIAN AND NOTORIOUS SERIAL KILLER: 

 DR. HAUGH PAYS DEATH PENALTY

        MURDERER ELECTROCUTED AT COLUMBUS, OHIO

By Associated Press.

COLUMBUS, Ohio, April 19, 1907

Dr. Oliver Crook Haugh of Dayton, Ohio, convicted of the murder of his father, mother and brother, on the night of November 4, 1905, was electrocuted in the annex at the Ohio penitentiary a few minutes after midnight ;the current for that purpose is supplied by the prison dynamo.

Details of the Crime

The murder of his parents and brother occurred in Dayton on the night of November 1, 1905. The house in which the Haughs lived was burned and a search of the ruins revealed the bodies of the elder Haugh, his wife and a son. All circumstances indicated that the family had been murdered and the house burned to conceal the crime.

Dr. Haugh declared he had barely escaped from the house with his life and though he denied he had committed any crime, suspicion pointed toward him, and after his arrest a strong circumstantial case was made.

His defense was insanity, but he was legally declared to be sane. It was brought out, however, that he was addicted to the use of a drug. Later attempts were made to connect him with the murder of several women at Cincinnati who were mysteriously strangled,  Mary Twohe, who died under suspicious circumstances at Loraine, Ohio, and  Mrs. Annie Patterson, who died mysteriously at Chicago.

Respectfully submitted.