WHAT TIME DOES COP26 STOP AT THE NEXT CAMEL TRAIN ?
Superannuated 10 Downing Street dogsbody Lord Monckton recited his stemwinder to an empty room after former coal miners bussed in by Lord Lawson fled his Glasgow performance for a funnier Beyond The Fringe taping in Edinburg.
Shortly after articulating the view that:
"Actually, Galileo was wrong.
The Church, as well as informed scientific opinion, had long agreed that the Earth orbits the Sun and not the other way about. However, Galileo had drawn inappropriate theological conclusions from heliocentricity, perpetrating the notorious non sequitur that since the Earth was not the centre of the Universe the Incarnation and Crucifixion were of less importance than the Church maintained."
