Saturday, November 18, 2023

       NEW HAMPSHIRE WARMS TO POKEMON PRIMARY

Lack of snow to ski to the polls has shrunk voter turnout in Franconia Notch N.H. and forced restructuring of America's earliest Presidential primary. 

Standing guard on the Canadian border, the Granite State bastion will instead conduct a New Year's Eve Pokemon Primary to impart voting skills to students soon to come of age to vote in Presidential elections. The losing candidates will be offered political asylum in Vermont. Here are the  entries to date: