Sunday, December 24, 2023

 GOBSTOPPINGLY BANANAS ABSOLUTELY SUBZERO COLD GREETS COP DELEGATES FLEEING BOILING PERSIAN GULF

By Michael Bristow & Kathryn Armstrong 

More than 300 hours of below-freezing temperatures have already been recorded in Beijing this month The Chinese capital, Beijing, has experienced its coldest December since records began in 1951.

      Nature reports on Chairman Xi's latest climate crisis response:
POLAR BEAR INSPIRED SWEATER IS THINNER THAN A DOWN JACKET—AND TWICE AS WARM

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