A frigid wave of withdrawals has opened Iowa's 2024 caucus to Prohibitionist, ProLife, ProGas Of Life & Anti-Climate entries:
THE MARTIAN BICENTENNIAL PARTY
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| WANTS MUSK TO RUN BECAUSE TRUMP HAS FAILED TO PRODUCE A MARTIAN BIRTH CERTIFICATE THE CLIMATE CONSTITUTION PARTY CANDIDATE IS A CERTIFIED FELON QUALIFIED TO SERVE AS TRUMP'S CELL MATE IN THE EVENT OF A PARDON MALFUNCTION |
THE NEOCON NEOCOAL CO2ALITION WOULD AMEND THE CONSTITUTION TO PROHIBIT SALES OF GASOHOL TO MINORS AND ELECTRIC VEHICLES TO ADULTS
