CALVINIST FEARS CLIMATE CLOWN TIKTOK SHOCK

The Most Bizarre Experience of My Life

By the Right Reverend E. Calvin Beisner , Th.D

"The first week of February, I had the most bizarre experience of my life... I thank God I came home alive…The [video] producers said they appreciated Cornwall Alliance’s perspective… I’d expected a business-like setting... What I found was... the interviewer...was wearing a clown’s suit!

[He] had, they said, a TikTok channel with millions of viewers. The aim, they said, was to help calm young people’s fears about climate change."

   WHY SHOULD  SOMEONE  USED TO  HEARTLAND CONFERENCES
  WITH   MEN IN RUBBER CHICKEN SUITS  BE AFRAID OF ORDINARY CLOWNS?

 BEISNER TOUTS
HOMESCHOOL  
TRACTS LIKE 
THIS FOR THE 
CO2 COALITION

"I guess I was too guileless to realize what was up. I did the interview. But most of the questions were absurd to the point of ridiculous. I worked hard to say intelligent, interesting answers comprehensible to children, and several times I wove in the gospel and the message that if we fear God we need fear nothing else, but it was a challenge.

Then, after about 20 minutes, the interviewer stood… to change into another clown costume, hanging on a barrier just off stage… after about another 15 minutes he stood and said he was going to change outfits again...

SUSPECTS INCLUDE 
CALVINIST CLIMAPUNKS,
&  7TH DAY DEMENTISTS

But this time he said I must do the same. I refused. They tried to persuade me, but they finally gave up, and we finished the interview—during some of which he began imitating mice, lions, or other animals… to hold the attention of the young TikTok audience

... I tried to just say something intelligent about the intended subject, but much of the time I just looked puzzled and even laughed...

By now I was, I confess, traumatized...they had about an hour’s worth of video of me struggling hard to say sensible things in response to questions and antics that were anything but sensible—and they could do anything they wanted with it.

Later I realized I had been wholly in their keeping, potentially in danger, because no one else I knew, not even my wife, knew where they’d taken me.

So, I thank God I came home alive—

I don’t know what will be done with that video footage. Will it surprise me by accurately depicting my words about climate and energy? Or, by creative video editing, will it make me look stupid, evil, or both?"

Beisner's fears seem odd given his standup performances at the Mandalay Bay Casino & Resort in Vegas :

UPDATE: WUWT HAS BROUGHT OUT THE CLOWNS IN ADVANCE OF  REV. BEISNER'S   CRUSTY THE CLIMATE SCIENTIST DEBUT