Monday, November 27, 2017

WHITE HOUSE  SCIENCE OFFICE TO BECOME  CAJUN CABARET

THE  LOSS  OF 11 OSTP  NOMINEES  IN A TRAGIC  CADDYING ACCIDENT AT  THE 18TH  HOLE QUICKSAND  HAZARD  ON  THE  TRUMP  NATIONAL GOLF  COURSE HAS COMPELLED THE ADMINISTRATION TO EMBRACE  THIS WUWT ANALYSIS:
OSTP WILL JOIN THE WHITE HOUSE MESS AS 
A  NEW  EXECUTIVE MANSION  ZYDECO  HOT SPOT

THE  LAISSEZ FAIRE BON TEMPS POULEZ CAFE'

CHICK-fil-A   PAN-FRIED  IN  ORGANIC  LOUISIANA  CRUDE OIL,  
SERVED  HOOTERS-STYLE  BY  A  BEVVY OF JUDGE MOORE  SURVIVORS  FROM  BILOXI & MOBILE 
FREE POPCORN SHRIMP  DURING  PRESIDENTIAL  PRESS  CONFERENCES



              IT  DEPENDS  ON  THE  COLOR  OF  YOUR  IGLOO

WATTS  SIDEKICK COPS PLEA ON  2nd  LAW OF  THERMODYNAMICS
Eschenbach's belated ( it has taken more than a decade ) defection to the winning side in the thermodynamics wars may be related less to the Sky Dragon die off than advances in computer  graphics in undergraduate physics teaching  that have rendered the undeniable too obvious to deny: 


Unless you're a Watts fan who views the First Law as Fake News
and embaces Eschenbach's Law of Radiative Equilibrium:
" If there is a block of wood between you and a block of ice, if you remove the wood, you’ll get colder because you will be absorbing less radiation from the ice than you were from the wood. You no longer have the wood to shield you from the ice."

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

                   I  HAVE A  BAD  FEELING  ABOUT  THIS

Two elongated  reddish objects of  > 100 meter Radius & >10 To 1 Axis Ratio  
The upper is  described  in the current issue of Nature:
Letter | Accelerated Article Preview
The lower was sunk  by the British Navy in the Denmark Strait 

A brief visit from a red and extremely elongated interstellar asteroid

WUWTs take on it matches the eccenticity of its hyperbolic orbit-

'Light-curve observations indicate that the object has an extreme oblong shape, with a 10:1 axis ratio and a mean radius of 102±4 m,'
'Since its discovery ‘Oumuamua has faded from view. The object’s rapidly increasing distance from the Earth and Sun now makes it too faint to be studied by even the largest telescopes.
“Needless to say, we dropped everything so we could quickly point the Gemini telescopes at this object immediately after its discovery,” said Gemini Director Laura Ferrarese who coordinated the Gemini South observations for Meech’s group.
“What we found was a rapidly rotating object, at least the size of a football field, that changed in brightness quite dramatically,” according to Meech. “This change in brightness hints that ‘Oumuamua could be more than 10 times longer than it is wide – something which has never been seen in our own Solar System,” according to Meech.

‘Oumuamua shares similarities with small objects in the outer Solar System, especially the distant worlds of the Kuiper Belt – a region of rocky, frigid worlds far beyond Neptune. “While study of ‘Oumuamua’s colors shows that this body shares characteristics with both Kuiper Belt objects and organic-rich comets and trojan asteroids,” says Meech, “its orbital path says it comes from far beyond.”

Friday, November 17, 2017

                CLIMATE  ART   SETS  NEW  AUCTION   RECORD


BIG COAL'S  BID  TO GIVE  THE  WHITE  HOUSE  THIS LOUCHE  LEONARDO
HAS BEEN GAZUMPED BY  THE OPENING OF
 A BRANCH OF THE LOUVRE ON THE LEFT BANK OF THE PERSIAN GULF
THE  MORE  THAN  SLIGHTLY  REPAINTED  OLD MASTER IS ALREADY
ON ITS WAY 

Friday, November 10, 2017

  DID  TRUMP  EVER  ACTUALLY  SEE  THIS GRIFTER'S  PITCH?

  HEARTLAND  INSTITUTE  'SCIENCE  DIRECTOR'  
"I  WILL  SAY  CARBON DIOXIDE  HAS  NO  IMPACT  ON THE  TEMPERATURE  OF  THE PLANET... NONE.
PRESIDENT  TRUMP HAS CALLED GLOBAL WARMING  A  HOAX 
WHAT HE  WANTED WAS  THE  TECHNICAL  SUPPORT   FOR  HIS  POSITION  THAT   IT   IS  A  HOAX...
 WE  HAVE  NOTHING  TO  DO WITH   CLIMATE.
THE  ARROGANCE OF  BELIEVING  THAT  WE  HAVE  
AN  IMPACT ON THE  CLIMATE  OF  THIS PLANET  IS  ABSURD."