Wednesday, February 8, 2012

           HOW DID VISCOUNT MONCKTON LOSE HIS SHIRT?

I write to endorse a product that has provided perfect satisfaction for two decades.

Though  Christopher Monckton has contributed nothing to science, held no office of state, and been denied a seat in the House of Lords, he remains a worthy liveryman of the Worshipful Company of Broderers, and his phenomenal gifts of  embroidery are as evident in his shirts as his mightily padded resume'


In 1996,  I did not realize  that Monckton of Brenchley was the Monckton on Monckton shirt collars, but the enduring quality of their cotton proves that climate balderdashery's gain has been haberdashery's loss. Let us wish Christopher Monckton a swift return to his true calling.