Why I’m Not Voting Conservative on Thursday – Or, Indeed, Ever Again…1
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| EX TORY ECOCRUCIFIER |
Sell off the BBC, burn down all its buildings, salt the earth and sprinkle it with holy water and garlic...
Remove every bat-chomping, bird-slicing eco-crucifix from England’s green and pleasant land... burdened with hugely vulnerable white elephants like that silly giant aircraft carrier...
Bloody bat-chomping, bird-slicing eco-crucifixes everywhere, despoiling the land, ruining every sea view ...
YES, BUT WHAT ABOUT PHEASANT-STRANGLING?-- 
The joy of a day spent bagging almost no birds
James Delingpole
Spectator Australia 19 November 2019
" The highlight of my country calendar is... the worst shoot... a total of nine birds between us...
Some of us kept missing because... we’re simply lousy shots...
I remember embarrassing myself by getting a bit too sentimental about a wounded cock I’d had to go in and finish off by hand.
‘Goodbye, my dear handsome chap’ I muttered as, trying to ignore his beady, accusing eye, I stroked his bright feathers prior to wringing his splendid neck."
