|FOR FOUR GRAND, JOE BAST WILL|
GIVE YOU ONE TOO !
The dour Reverend Doctor came not to cast out the slot machines from that deeply shocking den of iniquity, but earn an honorarium by presiding at the baptism of one of the Lord's preterite scientific sheep as the
of the year of Grace 2014.
The Right Reverend Calvin Beisner, Th D, dominie of
er, I mean the Cornwall Alliance for the Stewardship of Creation, did so at a Heartland Institute
Also pontificating was Brit Übertwit James Delingpole, who introduced an Austrian climate rapper as the Calvinist Coolist Conclave's hallelujah chorus.
At its conclusion the Heartlandite brethren migrated down the Vegas Strip like an exodus of Mormons fleeing Sodom for Gomorrah, to arrive the this year's Libertarian Freedomfest, where Delingpole offered this wholesome perspective on Vegas as an uplifting Evangelical convention venue: