Tuesday, July 19, 2016

                            MAKE  AMERICA   GEAT  AGAIN      



                                    GO  CLIMATE  POKEMON !

 CLIMATE WARS  POKEMON GO,
IS  BASED  ON  ANIMATED AVATARS  OF  
 THE  151  MOST  RECOGNIZABLE  &  PREDICTABLE
CLIMATE  COMMUNICATORS,  FRAMERS,  DENIERS,  TROLLS AND  BORES.

ONCE DRAWN, THESE  GHASTLY CREATURES 
 CAN  BE  MAPPED  INTO THE  I-PHONE  DOMAINS OF  
CLIMATE  CONFERENCES, WHERE  HUNTING THEM DOWN AFFORDS WELCOME  RELIEF  FROM  THE  TEDIUM  OF  THE  PROCEEDINGS. 
 HERE,  FOR EXAMPLE, IS  CLIMATE  POKEMON  #1 :
                                                                      MONCZILLA
MONCZILLA'S  SUPERPOWER  IS IGNITING  UNDERWATER VOLCANOES WHILE MISQUOTING  HORACE

CLIMATE DENIERS  BEGAN PLAYING  POKEMON  YEARS AGO -- 
 CW POKEMON 114,  CHICKLITTA,  WAS  FIRST  SPOTTED  NEXT  TO  DR S. FRED SINGER 
 AT  THE  HEARTLAND INSTITUTE'S 1CC-9 CONFERENCE  IN 2014:

DR. SINGER IS THE ONE ON THE RIGHT

Monday, July 18, 2016

    FINALLY,  A  LAW SCHOOL  FIT  FOR  TRUMP UNIVERSITY

    HAS  BISHOP HILL  JOINED  THE PILGRIMAGE OF GRACE ?

A  TWO  MONTH  PAUSE  IN  HOT AIR   EMISSIONS
LEAVES  NORTHUMBRIA  WONDERING:
HAS BISHOP HILL GONE SOUTH TO CONFESS THE  GWPF, 
OR  PLAY  BECKET  AT  THE DEPARTMENT OF 
BUSINESS, ENERGY & INDUSTRIAL STRATEGY? 
HE HAS ENTRUSTED HIS BLOG TO HIS FAITHFUL JESTER


Wednesday, July 13, 2016

MOON  JUICE THEFT  THREATENS  BAD  CLIMATE  KARMA

IPCC 8.5  is described on the climate lifestyle blog as "a pathway of the heart, a scenario of Unconditional Fear... It speaks directly to the Heart Chakra, dissolving emotional wounds and resentments, and circulates a sacred metaphysical fluid of Divine loving energy through the body of  the entire ClimateSign Community." Though it's difficult to put a monetary value on sacramentals, awareness training  on the Climate Reality  circuit  can cost thousands. 
Gwyneth Paltrow
The New age millieu of   metaphysical  Climate Awareness is  equally intriguing. An LA shop called Moon Juice.  is described on its website as a provider of "alchemy to nourish and elevate a climate of  beauty and consciousness". Some bloggers have unkindly called the shop's owner, Amanda Chantal Bacon, and her ethos "pretentious". However, Gwyneth Paltrow is a fan. She uses the shop's $55 "dust" as an ingredient in some the recipes of her lifestyle blog Goop. 
Moon Juice and Goop have been accused of selling "overpriced" and "pretentious"  climate memes

So, when Moon Juice said that a crime had taken place, it was bound to grab the attention of  bearded indie  climate film producers , and  rock singer Father John Misty, who is no stranger to dragging people on social media, recognized by the NME music site as"a certified climate communicator."
In an Instagram post that has been shared more than 9,000 times, an anonymous group calling itself the Heartland Institute Irregulars  claimed responsibility for the crime. But modeling locovores in Boulder Colorado claim they " aren't sorry for the act because "to claim that something has been 'stolen' is in itself a tacit endorsement of the capitalist values that blended superfoods and locally sourced produce stands, ironically, in direct opposition to."S
eemingly unconcerned by the warnings 
"The universe, however you may define her, brought this scenario l into our lives  at what can only be described as a 'tipping point'... While  we  sympathize with Climate Reality's  loss , we believe that there is a larger lesson to be gleaned from this experience: namely that material goods, no matter how sacred, WILL come and go from your life."
They  might have a point. The  Metaphysical Properties of Crystals & Climate Models blog notes that a  pathway may evolve into implausibility  and organically leave reality behind due to the following reasons: "divine intervention, giving us messages from angel foundations, focus groups,  or spirit guides that the empirical data  didn't resonate with our energy/vibration/ Perhaps  the pathway  was called to benefit someone else, possibly Peak Oil  opponents or Coal Bears  because  it served its purpose for us and had to move on."  

Monday, July 11, 2016

               REVERSE GEOENGINEERING FOR DUMMIES

Neogeoengineer &  PR hack  Papaya Fancier Eric Worrall's latest brainstorm  manages to make it through  nearly four  paragraphs before making its  first  three  order of magnitude science error :
Dumbarton castle in 1800 and functioning lime kiln with smoke in the foreground.

Lets Cook Limestone to Raise

 Atmospheric  CO2  to 1000ppm

Dumbarton castle in 1800 and functioning lime kiln with smoke in the foreground.

The world has a CO2 problem – there is not enough free CO2 in the atmosphere, to maximise food production, alleviate world hunger, green deserts, and to attempt to hold off the next ice age. But if my calculation is correct, raising CO2 to a safer level would be surprisingly affordable. 
Although a lot of nonsense has been written about CO2 ...

Sunday, July 10, 2016

              ANNALS  OF  DUE PROCESS : THE  CLAYMORE MINE



  COME FOR THE CLIMATE DEBATE,  STAY FOR THE PAPAYA

UNDER  THE LATE  DENNIS DUTTON,  ARTS & LETTERS  DAILY  RAN A  CONTENTIOUS SELECTION  OF  SCIENCE & POLICY  NEWS UNDER  THE  RUBRIC  CLIMATE  DEBATE  DAILY.    BUT IT SEEMS  CDD  IS NOT  WHAT  IT  USED  TO  BE, WITNESS  THESE  EARTH-SHAKING  HEADLINES:

CATO AT LIBERTY 

JULY 7, Elevated CO2 Stimulates the Growth of Papaya 
By CRAIG D. IDSO
Papayas are spherical or pear-shaped fruits known for their delicious taste and sunlit color of the tropics. Upon his arrival to the New World, Christopher Columbus apparently could not get enough of this exotic fruit, reportedly referring to it as the “the fruit of angels.” And the fruit of angels it may indeed be, as modern science has confirmed its value as a rich source of important vitamins, antioxidants and other health-promoting substances to the consumer.

Papaya production has increased significantly over the past few years to the point that it is now ranked fourth in total tropical fruit production after bananas, oranges and mango. It is an important export in many developing countries and provides a livelihood for thousands of people


Its not just Greens who are worried about Europe – the President of the European Commission Jean-Claude Juncker stated in a speech that leaders of other planets are worried about the direction Europe will take, in the wake of the Brexit vote.
Did EU chief confirm aliens EXIST? Juncker ‘speaks of BREXIT to leaders of other planets’
ALIEN conspiracy theorists were sent into overdrive after European Commission president Jean Claude Juncker appeared to say he had “heard from the leaders of other planets”.
Clips of the EU big wig speaking in a Brexit debate are going viral online, after he was heard to say aliens were worried about the looming Brexit by the UK from the union.
He said, translated from French: “You need to know that those who observe us from afar are worried.
“I have have seen, listened and heard many leaders of other planets and they are very worried because they wonder about the course the EU will follow.
“So we have to reassure both the Europeans and those who observe us from afar.”

CFACT: New warming study 

devastates alarmist claims

  • Gore prospects for nature

Two climate scientists skeptical of man-made global warming are closely watching a study they say could be a “death knell” to climate alarmism.
A major scientific study conducted at the University of Reading on the interactions between aerosols and clouds is much weaker than most climate models assume, meaning the planet could warm way less than predicted.
“Currently, details are few, but apparently the results of a major scientific study on the effects of anthropogenic aerosols on clouds are going to have large implications for climate change projections—substantially lowering future temperature rise expectations,” Cato Institute climate scientists Patrick Michaels and Chip Knappenberger wrote in a recent blog post. 

Monday, July 4, 2016

                  THE NEW  ICONOCLASM : EMOJI  CENSORSHIP

THE  HEAD OF THE CHURCH OF ENGLAND MAKING  A  BRRRREX-EX-EX-SOUND  

  The Emoji Bible's  debut   has drawn mixed reaction from Protestant divines and the

What  happened  to  the  rifle  emoji?

Should there be a rifle emoji?
According to BuzzFeed, Apple and Microsoft say no. A new update to emoji, the series of tiny images available through most operating systems, is due to be released at the end of June by the Unicode Consortium, of which both Apple and Microsoft are voting members. And up to a relatively late stage of planning, the list of new emoji included both a rifle, and an image which showed a man shooting a pistol.
The update is partly themed around the Rio Olympics, and features a series of medals, boxing gloves, fencers and a goal net. (There's also a juggler, perplexingly, despite the fact that juggling is not an Olympic sport.) The rifle was meant to symbolise competitive shooting, while the man shooting a pistol appears in an image of the "modern pentathalon".
A statement on the Emojipedia website notes that both have been "bumped" and are "no longer coming to an emoji keyboard near you". 
The rifle emoji in particular has been controversial since it was first suggested. A British gun control group spoke out against the gun’s inclusion to the BBC last October, saying:
"It would be familiarising and popularising the image of a weapon which is not a good idea." 



Friday, June 24, 2016

             BEWARE OF  THE MAN WITH  THREE  BAD HATS

Thank you, America!            / 

For my final broadcast to the nation on the eve of Britain’s Independence Day, the BBC asked me to imagine myself as one of the courtiers to whom Her Majesty had recently asked the question, “In one minute, give three reasons for your opinion on whether my United Kingdom should remain in or leave the European Union.”
CHRISTOPHER  MONCKTON
THE  SHERIFF  OF  BRENCHLINGHAM

My three reasons for departure, in strict order of precedence, were Democracy, Democracy, and Democracy...

I concluded my one-minute broadcast with these words: “Your Majesty, with my humble duty, I was born in a democracy; I do not live in one; but I am determined to die in one.”...

Viscount Monckton
of Brenchlamein

Indeed, No-way and Nixerland having already voted down the EU, Brexit may well be swiftly followed by Frexit, Grexit, Departugal, Italeave, Czechout, Oustria, Finish, Slovakuum, Latviaticum and Byebyegium. At this rate soon the only country still participating in the European tyranny-by-clerk will be Remainia.


The people have spoken. And the democratic spirit that inspired just over half the people of Britain to vote for national independence has its roots in the passionate devotion of the Founding Fathers of the United States to democracy. Our former colony showed us the way. Today, then, an even more heartfelt than usual 
                                “ God  bless  America ! ”
VISCOUNT MONCKTON,  LIVERYMAN OF THE 
WORSHIPFUL  COMPANY  OF  RESUME'  EMBROIDERERS



           NOT LONG AGO,  IN A GALAXY JUST ACROSS THE POND


Thursday, June 23, 2016

Brexit Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch?

As the London offices of The Spectator  and its Fleet Street allies seem to be underwater despite their plangent insistence that there has been no evidence of climate change for the past 18 years, we must turn to the Welsh highlands for referendum news:

UPDATE:       Hwyl fawr Brwsel !


                                POOR  ANDY'S  ALMANACH


Monday, June 20, 2016

                         DO CATS CAUSE GLOBAL WARMING?

THE DAILY BEAST  
EXPOSES THE CAGW CLIMATE MAFIA'S
 FAILURE TO MODEL
CATASTROPHIC RADIATIVE FORCING BY CATS,
AN EFFECT  THAT MAY RIVAL UNDERWATER VOLCANOES !


Earlier this month, Rosario Crocetta, Sicily’s regional governor, fired 180 forestry workers who had been convicted of Mafia-related crimes or who are under investigation for Mafia collusion. 

Giuseppe Antoci, president of Nebrodi Park, which was especially hard hit in the recent fires, has been the target of a number of assassination attempts, including an ambush he narrowly escaped last month.

Last summer, after a handful of fires were set, he put up surveillance cameras. When authorities looked at the footage, they were perplexed at first at the absence of humans in the areas where the fires ignited. Then they realized that the dead carcasses of cats they had been finding in the singed land were no coincidence. “They use the animals as arsonists,” he said. “They set fire to cats that then run in fear, burning all the bushes they touch.” 

Sunday, June 19, 2016

     DIGGING  FOR  GOLD  IN  THE  CAYMAN  ISLANDS  ICECAP


HERE FOR  SOPHISTICATED INVESTORS  IS AN EARLIER TESTIMONIAL FROM  NOTED PSEPHOLOGIST & SHIRTMAKER CHRISTOPHER MONCKTON :
 David Evans’ ground-breaking work is a devastating new approach to the climate question. I have been lucky enough to observe the development of this project, and am full of admiration for both Jo and David for their dedication to carrying out a breathtaking research project with no financial reward, simply because it so desperately needed to be done. Let this be the last nail in the coffin of climate extremism. I hope that, as a result of this work, David will be properly recognized by the Australian Government, which – unlike its unlamented predecessor – is open to the possibility that influences other than Man are the principal drivers of the climate. David’s work is heroic in its scale, formidable in its ingenuity, and – as far as a mere layman can judge – very likely to be broadly correct. 

MORE SOPHISTICATED  INVESTORS MAY SEND FUNDS DIRECTLY TO  MNESTHEUS@PAYPAL
WHO OFFERS A FIDUCIARY GUARANTEE THAT ANY MONEY LEFT OVER 
FROM OPTIONING 
SKI SLOPES & ICE MINES ON ST BARTS & PETIT MUSTIQUE
WILL BE SPENT ON R&R  
ON ADJACENT ISLANDS IN  THE SPANISH MAIN.

AS THE CASH RESERVE ON DISPLAY 
AT ITS HEADQUARTERS DEMONSTRATES: 
ANTILLES OFF-PISTE ICE MINING PTY
HAS ALREADY OUTPERFORMED COOL VENTURES GC

Saturday, June 18, 2016

                             CLIMATE  WARS : THE PREQUEL 

LIKE  SO  MANY  GOOD  SERIALS, THE  PRESENT  MELODRAMA  
BEGAN WITH  INVADERS  FROM  MARS
The heat is on as Martian climate skeptics and the Mafia conspire to steal America's hydrogen bombs and blow the Earth into the Sun in:
GEOENGINEERING  ISN'T  WHAT  IT  USED  TO  BE : 
IN 1952,  NARAB  THE  INVADER CONSIDERED  HYDROGEN BOMBS 
THE BEST WAY TO  COMMUNICATE  CLIMATE SCIENCE  TO  THE  PUBLIC
If his eyebrows look familiar, it's because he ended up as  Mr. Spock.


THE  DEBATE  IS  OVER  EARTHMAN: WE BLAST YOU INTO THE  SUN