Energy-conscious public broadcasters who want to cut CO2 emissions can eliminate air conditioning by trading in news presenters for tropical birds. The unsurpassed ability of climate desk parrots to chirp press releases and parrot
Guardian ledes actually improves with rising studio temperatures.
Besides their native aptitude for parroting
slogans, parrots can save CO2 in covering the climate crisis by flying to headline scenes without fossil fuel intensive jets.
Those who stick to their perches at NPR, Extinction Rebellion and the BBC can set behavioral examples for further studio cost and carbon footprint economies.It costs far less to keep them in organic hemp seed than provide PBS and BBC humans with Starbucks Lattes or Green Room champagne.
