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| Absent oxygen produced by photosynthesis CO2 production by combustion would gradually cease, depriving the fossil fuel industry of the funds it needs to subsidize PR flacks & amateur and professional climate deniers. |
As surely as Progressive pundits should dismiss the Anthropocene as a social construct of the
Animal kingdom's carnivorous ancien regime,
CLINTEL should abjure uncertainty and underwater volcanoes, and aim its semantic aggression at denouncing plants as the real source of global warming.
Charles Koch's best hope for victory over the Vegans in the Climate Wars may be ordering The Manhattan and Heartland Institutes to reframe photosynthesis as the root of all evil, and declare the dawn of a new era in which all Representative Concentration Pathways lead downhill to a bright and plant-free future in
The Aerobocene!
