Monday, April 1, 2019

INFLATED SHARKNADO JUMPS CLIMATE COMMUNICATORS

China bouncy castle Dust Devil kills two children 

CROWD FLEES FLYING MEGAMOUTH AS NATURE FOLLOWS ART IN HENAN
BBC TV REPORTS:
Two children have been killed and 20 other people injured after a bouncy castle was blown high into the sky in central China's Henan province.
A small whirlwind known as a dust devil tore the inflatable from the ground at a fairground in Yucheng county.
One parent reportedly told local media that she saw children fall from a height of about 20 metres (66ft).
A county government official told the South China Morning Post it was unclear whether "human factors" played a role.
Local authorities said 18 other children and two adults were taken to hospital. One child was in a serious condition while the rest were being treated for minor injuries. 

While The White House & CFACT deny free markets cause  Catastrophic Anthropogenic Global Sharking, Dominionist Confucian social conservatives at the Cornwall Alliance think bad karma from the  global shark fin soup trade is to blame.

According to TheHeartland Institute the  CAGS consensus is a hoax, witness T
he Orgone Institute Petition  101 eminent Dalmatian  and Moldovan Scientologists have signed, which shows that Grand Solar Minimum  galactic cosmic rays,  not an increase in life-giving CO2, explain sharknado inflation.
"Only bedwetters and bad tweeters link Dust Devils with the increase in  dust bowl conditions in China."
Viscount Monckton told President Xi while measuring him for a dozen custom Monckton Shirts at Lhasa's  new Monckton Silk Road Boutique
"This is no sharknado, Mr. General Secretary,  just a very small tornado containing a large shark, an auspicious sign that the natural 1500 year cycle of global cooling presently helping the gas of life to green the Earth has arrived at the year of the sheep, as explained in my new book on the campaign to retrofit Scotland's bat and eagle slicing wind turbines with bird-safe Chinese bouncy blades."