Thursday, September 7, 2017

 IT'S HARD TO BEAT  THE STORM SURGE IF YOUR MORTGAGE
                                IS  ALREADY  UNDERWATER

As punishing wind & rain from Hurricane Irma approach landfall, Florida officials have urged residents to evacuate dangerous lower income brackets. One in Talahassee ,who declined to be identified.
said: 

“Given the extent of the potential destruction, we urge anyone in the path of the storm to make their way to higher median incomes immediately
Residents should resist any urge to wait out the dangerous weather below  the poverty line and  proceed  directly to a higher  tax  bracket.   We  know  from  experience  that in hazardous conditions like these, the safest place to be is at least four or five times wealthier than you are now. This is no  time  to take risks—please, leave  right now, and make your way to the upper-middle class if at all possible.”

He went on to say that, while no one could be forcibly evacuated, those  electing  to  remain  in a  lower income bracket  should not expect to receive help anytime soon, and that northbound business class seats were still available at local airports.




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